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Japan is a magical place. Filled with beautiful wonders like cherry blossoms….
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Golden pavilions…
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Pokemon Planes
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Pets are treated like royalty.
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Or just a regular old dog.
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In Japan, no expense is spared.
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Food and Clothes are friends.
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As is food and technology.
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In fact, let’s just go ahead and say Japanese food is the best. LOOK AT THIS RAMEN.
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Look at these Doritos!
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Such strangely wonderful Doritos.
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Have you ever had Aristocat-themed Disney milk tea before?! Because you can have it in Japan.
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In Japan you can eat EVERY flavor of Kit Kat.
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And eat hot food 24 hours a day…FROM A VENDING MACHINE.
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Most importantly, your food is always insanely adorable.
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And super happy
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Everyone is happy in Japan.
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Well most people…
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Because everyone expresses themselves constantly.
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Because why wouldn’t you want to dress up as Darth Vader and play baseball?
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Or drink beer and eat sushi on the subway?
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Where you can buy things like jean thongs.
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And diet water!
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Speaking of toilets, here’s a children’s book about the life cycle of a dog poop.
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And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you to move to Japan — just remember — THEY HAVE A POKÉMON CENTER.
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Now excuse me while I go fall asleep in my capsule hotel.