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What’d I get into? Oh, nothing…
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“What is the meaning of life?”
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3
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“Taco Bell sounds SO GOOD right now.”
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I feel like maybe God invented wind to help the entire world collectively chill out, right?
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Not sure if dog bowl filled Puppy Chow or Coco Puffs.
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“Hey, I’m Buddy. What’s your name? Wanna be friends?”
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Hey man, can you drive this time? I’m not really in the best state right now.
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Yo I heard the other day that Pluto isn’t actually a planet! What’s next, the aliens on Mars have perfected hydroponics and are spreading good vibes all over space?
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“Uhhhhh…..”
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10
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Shh… I can’t even talk right now.
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Naw, man, I can’t enlist. They’d ask me to cut my hair, bro! This classic shag stays for life.
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I am so hungry right now I could eat this stick.
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“Is it bright outside or is it just me?”
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Stop it, dude, you’re killing me.
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fart noise
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“HA HA HA! HA HA! MAN that shit is HILARIOUS!”
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Must… eat… human… pizza…
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coughs
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It is sooooooooooooooooooooo nice outside!
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“Hi! Hi! Hi! …You got any snacks?”
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Let’s just stay in and watch TV tonight.
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“Is it always this hard to focus your eyes when you smoke weed for the first time?”
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“Nuthin’, brah, just chillin’. What’s going on with you?”
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“Tee hee hee! Tee hee! Hehehe.”
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Hey, guy! I haven’t seen you since the Dave concert last Summer!
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“Yo dawg, come on up! This party is bumpin’. We got girls in a hot tub out back!”
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“Heyyyyy.”
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blank stares
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I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. What did you just say?
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“Thanks for the ride, man. People don’t pick up hitch-hikers like they used to back in the ’70s.”
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